What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.