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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye