What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!