What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything