Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.