Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.