Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.