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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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Don't blow it

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That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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A tourist.

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Precedent.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.