What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.