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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!