What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!