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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)