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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)