What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.