22+ Funny Tank Jokes - Curious Supply

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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