What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish