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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps