Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook