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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook