Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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