Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.