Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook