Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Because it was two tired...

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Everywhere.

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An elephant's shadow!

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An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Because he was sitting on the deck!

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He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.