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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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They all fell off a truck.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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Beethoven's last movement.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!