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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.