Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.