Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.