Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.