Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.