Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.