Because he was sitting on the deck!
IPatch
Whatever floats his boat.
Quarkiplier
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Behind the plate.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Because there is no driver up there.
Patty O'Furniture
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
A cheetah!