Because he was sitting on the deck!
They have nerves of steal.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A flat note.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Mule-tide greetings.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh