Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.