Because he was sitting on the deck!
M'Hearty
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Too many cheetahs.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Because of all the cheetahs!
Alligator for her birthday was a card!