Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!