Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Fast food

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!