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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.