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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!