Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.