Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.