A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
A dandy lion.
To the re-tail store.
He lost his pride in a bet
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
He was a lion.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Cause they be lion.
He couldn't swallow his pride.
RAWR
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...
Lion vomit.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
It rars
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
Because lions only understand.rars
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A liar.
Because they are always lion
A tiger has the mane part missing!
Why you always lion
They prey regularly.
Because he finally swallowed his pride
Because he tasted funny.
A dandy lion!
They both have Sandy Claws.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let us prey.
The mane event!
Fast food
Because they just kept lion around!
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
When he turns into his cage!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Professional courtesy.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Let me count the ways... Five.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
So he could mufasa.
He couldn't Mufasa
Pounce...
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
They all had masters
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
