A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
A dandy lion.
Have a successful dentistry practise.
To the re-tail store.
He lost his pride in a bet
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
He was a lion.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Cause they be lion.
He couldn't swallow his pride.
Y NO LEGS!
RAWR
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...
Lion vomit.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
It rars
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
Because lions only understand.rars
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A liar.
Because they are always lion
A tiger has the mane part missing!
Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions
Why you always lion
They prey regularly.
Because he finally swallowed his pride
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
Because he tasted funny.
A dandy lion!
They both have Sandy Claws.
A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Let us prey.
The mane event!
Fast food
Because they just kept lion around!
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
When he turns into his cage!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Let's save humanity.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Gobi yourself
They are always negative.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
A lie
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
