A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
A dandy lion.
Have a successful dentistry practise.
To the re-tail store.
He lost his pride in a bet
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
He was a lion.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Cause they be lion.
He couldn't swallow his pride.
Y NO LEGS!
RAWR
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...
Lion vomit.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
It rars
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
Because lions only understand.rars
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A liar.
Because they are always lion
A tiger has the mane part missing!
Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions
Why you always lion
They prey regularly.
Because he finally swallowed his pride
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
Because he tasted funny.
A dandy lion!
They both have Sandy Claws.
A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Let us prey.
The mane event!
Fast food
Because they just kept lion around!
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
When he turns into his cage!
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
They don't get better with age
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
One tooth
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Because eggs were going up!
She wanted to get a dark tan.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
Chin up pal.
Because it's re-fined!
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Oat couture
Thunderware.
