What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars