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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.