What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.