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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars