Liars
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Two of my favorites are:
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
The reposts on reddit.
A liar.