What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!