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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.