What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"