What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!