What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot