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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair