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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope