What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.