What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.