What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.