What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.