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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident