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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)