What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!