Bingo!
When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.
A millennial falcon.
The screaming speed bumps
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
Pol Potting mix.
Quinoa & Kale
The game.
They fight back.
Roseanne Barr bodies heh
She moved.
It was an absolute steal!
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
They all have frosted tips.
R/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Cross country
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
They both got their fur low.
They get chapped lips
Because it was two-tired.
Mental Abuse To Humans
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Whichever can reduce inflation.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
Lead injections.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
He lost his patients
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
