' 90 Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Get married on his birthday.

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Cold turkey.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

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It smells like teen spirit.

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Smells like teen spirit.