' 90 Jokes

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do older women wear?

Depends

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.