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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.