' 90 Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.