Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.