Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo