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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes