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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.