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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.