Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.