Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.