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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.