Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.