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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick