Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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