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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Conjurer Jokes More Conjurer Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Cheap Trick Jokes More Cheap Trick Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick