Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.