Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.