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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick