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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.