What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

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Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?

You seamstressed.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out.