What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

Previous Random Joke Next

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Seamstresse Jokes More Seamstresse Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out.