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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?

You seamstressed.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)