What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?

You seamstressed.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out.