What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops