What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!