Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

Removed

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.