Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage