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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.