Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!