Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.