Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage