Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!