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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage