Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
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Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Coincerned
Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
A gf gif gift grift
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
You Blink Your Eyes.
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
For giving arms to Iraq.
Because it held up a pair of pants.
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
Gt simplistic 10 letters
A raft
Benny thing happening!
He joins AARP
