Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Coincerned
Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
A gf gif gift grift
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Hexagon.
A paradox.
The tomato was in a can.
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Too many frames.
5 minutes talk to wife.
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Crimea River
We're Snowden!
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
