Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Coincerned
Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
A gf gif gift grift
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Oh give it arrest.
He was doing crystal math.
A developing country
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
A statistician.
Removed
He farts.
Skinning the vegan.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Chin up pal.
Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne
Two days seems like a long time.
His days were numbered.
Evaporated milk!
