Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because you remove them.
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Coincerned
Evaporated milk
Hare today gone tomorrow.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Because Austria was Hungary.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
They seem to just disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
A gf gif gift grift
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Hocus POTUS
Feed it laxatives.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
He worked it out with a pencil.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
Let's go fishing
Stop "Russian"
He was feeling a little horse.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
A headache.
Husband: She's fine.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Chin-ups!
Because that I totally get.
Roll playing im sry
