Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift