Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

Previous Random Joke Next

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned