Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops