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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned