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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned