How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO