How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.