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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned