Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats