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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats