Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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With shear willpower

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats