What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.