What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.