What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"