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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.