What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.