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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.