What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!