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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan