What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.