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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan