What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.