A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Show him what you're made of!
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
They explode when triggered.
Because business is booming.
Boom.
Coo clucks clan
The rooster clucks defiance.
