What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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Could they not hire taller dancers

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!