What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

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Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!