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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!