What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)