What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!