What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!