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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white