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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis