What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.