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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.