Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.