Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.