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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...