What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

Son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.