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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log