What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.