How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.