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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How does Sean Connery shave?

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