With a shat nav.
Finding a plane in your field.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
There is no F in way.
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
It was leave your keys at the door.
In the toilet.