How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish