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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.