What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.