What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.