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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.