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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.