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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.