What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.