Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.