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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk