Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.