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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!