Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Who's there! Aida! Aida who?

Aida more than I drink!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.