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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!