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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.