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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Math Party Jokes More Math Party Jokes

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive