Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.