Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round