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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.