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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Screwdriver Jokes More Screwdriver Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.