What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.