What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.