What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'