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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!