What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.