What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.