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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.