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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The New York jets.