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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.