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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.