What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.