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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.