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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!