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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet