Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.