Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!