Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.