How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it