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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it