How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it