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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.