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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it