How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Amadeus on my dais.

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They couldn't be further from my mind.

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My toe sis!

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it