Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it