Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals