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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.