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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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They both spit.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals