Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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An Allarma

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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I'm the wiener!

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it