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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.