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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.