Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals