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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.