Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Because he screwed his wife!
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
Because it's a cox blocker
Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
Annette.
What if my house burns down
Because he had gnocchi.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
It wanted to be a power plant.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.