Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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He felt his presents.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it