What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.