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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.