What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.