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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.