What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.