How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.