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How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.