Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.