Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.