Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.