Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.