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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.