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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.