Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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When it's down to it's last quarter.

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We know where live, your family too!

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One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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He'll have water on the brain.

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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.