Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.